Son of disdain for his father, said: \"The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!\"
Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket
(Note: Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?) 英文幽默幽默哲理小故事2
Donny is a seven year old boy. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home.
So he goes there on foot and comes back home on time. But today, he is late.
His mother asks him, “Why do you go to the headmaster’s office?”
Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it, but I can.”
“It’s good to answer the teacher’s question.” “But the question is ‘Who pours ink on my chair?’” 英文幽默幽默哲理小故事3
An elephant said to a mouse ,\"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen .\" \"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down .\"the mouse
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said .\"I will tell a flea what I know.\"
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